'Name’s Hettie.
I poke things and scratch itches that I shouldn’t.
I’m boring. I have a problem with sweaty armpits and am as exciting as a dead hedgehog.
But I can drink you under
the table anytime.



Promo!

thefuzzydrunkenhobo:

thefuzzydrunkenhobo:

thefuzzydrunkenhobo:

Okay so, remember when I said I was gonna do a mun video for reaching 600 followers? Well I’ll still do that, but now I’m almost at 700 followers and I decided to do a promo giveaway thing. Cause I just really love promoting people okay. 

Rules: 

  • mbf me
  • Don’t follow just for the giveaway and then unfollow afterward cause I’ll cry and you’ll be disqualified
  • 1 like
  • 1 reblog
  • Ends August 24th at 8pm Central time~ 
  • All entries will be numbered and winners will be chosen using this

First Place:

  • One first place winner will get a detailed graphic promo. (like the ones I’ve been reblogging recently. You’ve all seen them out there. I just can’t do gifs so it’ll be a still graphic.)
  • You will also get a link on my blog for as long as I feel like keeping it there. (probably a long time cause I’m lazy and won’t want to take it down.)
  • Plus 20 icons of whatever FC you want.

Second Place:

  • Two second place winners will also get graphic promos, but not as detailed. 
  • Plus 15 icons on whatever FC you want.

Third place:

  • Three third place winners will get link promos with some sort of description and I’ll say something nice about your blog. (but lbr I’ll say something nice about all the blogs that get promos)
  • Plus 10 icons of whatever FC you want.

Also, this must reach 25 notes or I’ll pretend it never happened

I added to the prizes and I changed the end date, just cause the original end date is gonna be a busy day for me.

kinkurohajiro:

5 aug. 2014(火) way to work @ Kamogawa, Kyoto.

mixed Mallards,
(mixed) Spot-billed Duck,
turtles,
big cicada (Cryptotympana facialis is called “Kuma-Zemi” in japanese, meaning “Bear Cicada” :)) ).

travelerlainewalker:

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

henriettahippo
high resolution →

travelerlainewalker:

deducecanoe:

I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.

henriettahippo

(Source: awwww-cute)

let-it-golaf:

pixiedust-paycheck:

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THIS PHOTSET

(Source: iraffiruse)

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

(Source: cyberho)

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

(Source: cyberho)

::outofducks::

 This week on “Fuck my life”:
Episode 36, “Shit is hitting the fan”, followed by next weeks episode and season finale, “The one where everything comes crashing and burning.”

A Little Princess (1995)

 I am a princessAll girls are. Even if they live in tiny old atticsEven if they dress in ragseven if they aren’t pretty, or smart, or youngThey’re still princessesAll of usDidn’t your father ever tell you that? Didn’t he?

(Source: jadorefilm)

kinkurohajiro:


son-pereda:

via カモ親子よちよち 鴨川へ「引っ越し」 - MSN産経フォト

 京都市左京区の要法寺の清涼池にいたカモの親子が19日、西に約500メートル離れた鴨川へ引っ越した。 横断歩道では警察官が車を止め、近隣住民らがよちよち歩く母ガモと8羽のひなを見守った。 境内でカモの世話をしてきた住友宏子さん(69)によると、清涼池には9年前から毎春、鴨川からカモが飛来。産卵してひなが育つ6月ごろに戻る。今年は産み落とした卵が何者かに盗まれ、恒例イベントが危ぶまれたが5月に再び産卵。約1カ月遅れとなった。カモの親子は午前8時前、要法寺を出発。京都府警川端署員ら7人が交通整理にあたり、45分ほどかけて無事、鴨川にたどり着いた。   <近隣住民に見守られながら、鴨川へ引っ越すカモの親子=19日午前、京都市左京区> 

"Duck family Moving to the Kamo-gawa" / Kyoto, Japan : a mixed Mallard mum with her 8 ducklings left Yobo-ji (a temple where the big kids grew up) for the river being escorted by 7 police officers……7!! XD video: カモの親子 800メートル歩き引っ越し NHKニュース   寺から川までの距離は記事によって500mから800mまで、まちまち。京都新聞は600mてしてた(^_^;)

on the morning of saturday the 19 july, the temple family moved to the river! :D
the article also says that someone (human) had stolen all the mum’s first eggs which were about to hatch! :O so, the mum had to start all over again and this year’s baby made their debut to the world one month later than usual. i never understand for what anyone dares to rob eggs of mum duck :(((
high resolution →

kinkurohajiro:

son-pereda:

via カモ親子よちよち 鴨川へ「引っ越し」 - MSN産経フォト

 京都市左京区の要法寺の清涼池にいたカモの親子が19日、西に約500メートル離れた鴨川へ引っ越した。 横断歩道では警察官が車を止め、近隣住民らがよちよち歩く母ガモと8羽のひなを見守った。 境内でカモの世話をしてきた住友宏子さん(69)によると、清涼池には9年前から毎春、鴨川からカモが飛来。産卵してひなが育つ6月ごろに戻る。今年は産み落とした卵が何者かに盗まれ、恒例イベントが危ぶまれたが5月に再び産卵。約1カ月遅れとなった。カモの親子は午前8時前、要法寺を出発。京都府警川端署員ら7人が交通整理にあたり、45分ほどかけて無事、鴨川にたどり着いた。   
<近隣住民に見守られながら、鴨川へ引っ越すカモの親子=19日午前、京都市左京区>

"Duck family Moving to the Kamo-gawa" / Kyoto, Japan :
a mixed Mallard mum with her 8 ducklings left Yobo-ji (a temple where the big kids grew up) for the river being escorted by 7 police officers……7!! XD

video: カモの親子 800メートル歩き引っ越し NHKニュース

寺から川までの距離は記事によって500mから800mまで、まちまち。京都新聞は600mてしてた(^_^;)

on the morning of saturday the 19 july, the temple family moved to the river! :D

the article also says that someone (human) had stolen all the mum’s first eggs which were about to hatch! :O
so, the mum had to start all over again and this year’s baby made their debut to the world one month later than usual.
i never understand for what anyone dares to rob eggs of mum duck :(((

Mandarin ducklings leaving the nest

(Source: kuopyo)